call me LM

sanegreen:

just a girl in her room trying to forgive herself

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sugasuite:

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tchaikovskaya:

tchaikovskaya:

im extremely nosy but i dont have loose lips and thats the best combination tbh im not here to spread rumors or hurt anyone im only in it for the knowledge of everyone’s business i wont tell anybody but i NEED to possess ALL of the secrets

me hearing all the different sides of the story because everyone involved has told me directly what their take on the situation is but not saying anything and just watching it unfold like a intensely dramatically ironic shakespearean play with an audience of one (1) which is ME 

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non-committal03:

NYFW: Zendaya x Tommy Hilfiger

My wife🥰

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3000s:

3000s:

hire me for just whatever

[fills out a job application] i can do whatever and am good at anything, my biggest weakness is i love too much

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basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

justluckyiguess:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

bazfloralsuit:

basic-banshee:

sweet-chesus:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

Beautiful more of this content please

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im-god-now-fight-me:

lifeofcynch:

f-eelgoodinc:

jiang-she:

teojida:

and-shes-gooooone:

king-crimson:

lovesiicck:

slbtumblng:

kingboa:

gainbijou:

essence-of-armbarring:

essence-of-armbarring:

my favorite reaction images are the ones where it’s two pictures of one character and in one they’re just looking awkwardly to the right/left while keeping the same expression

these are my only moods

lest we forget

Same

the best part is that where the eyes start and where they end combined with the facial expression conveys an entire mood and all of these pictures have a slightly different emotion affiliated with them

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